Back Tats - Mark of the Whore

Back tattoos are famous for causing men's knees to shake. A mere glance at a back tattoo on a scantily clad female conjures up doggystylish images. Its no wonder that the majority, if not all, back tattoo possessors are whores. Its a natural connection. Woman gets back tattoo, usually in the midst of a stupendously drunk night, and woman later wears low-rise jeans to accentuate back tattoo., Eventually, woman bends over for man to partake in her back-tat glory. Magnificent.

I'm probably the biggest fan of the back tattoo. I purposefully seek out and conquer back-tatted whores. Think about it: A wild, twenty-something, usually hot girl. Usually seen kissing her hot female friend at a bar/club. And once you get ger home, she assumes the position. And if you ask in just the right way, she might let you get even dirtier. That's a damn good time. That's my kind of whore.

But what happens when that twenty-something drunkard suddenly wakes up and realizes her clock is ticking? She straightens up. She's found that guy. She's getting married. She's going to have kids. She'll be a good girl now. But that goddamn tramp stamp is a reminder of days past and a future possibilities. Now that the whore is all grown up, she wants that thing removed. She reads this article. Oh shit, she's pregnant. It has to go!!!

You can't remove the mark of the whore. Silly woman, dont you know, backtats are for whores?